After much head-banging and some deep contemplation, I have once again migrated my server. Hopefully, this solution lasts and is reliable enough for me to begin creating consistent and thematic updates. Version 3 of this site is hosted with the good folks at Linode and this particular virtual machine is located in Japan.
In the meanwhile, I have a number of projects and a similar number of bugs, including this doozy:
Hopefully I can get the other subtle aspects of the site back up in a timely manner. Until then, sayonara!